Cladellain LOL

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

bibbidi bobbidi boo

tension-of-opposites:

kennedythemaiine:

tension-of-opposites:

Is it bad that I’ve never eaten chicken nuggets in my whole life 

I just always see it but never really got to order it omfg what does it tastes like anyway 

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

• Blue Eyes 
• White Dragon

im-sooo-changable:

kodux:

reblog if you’re allowed to keep your computer/tablet in your room

please can i try to get a lot of notes???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REBLOG! I DON’T WANT THIS POOR SOUL TO NOT BE ALLOWED THEIR COMPUTER IN THEIR ROOM!!!

i hope this person is at least 14… cause dayum.

camiekahle:

mortonraineys:

books-and-worms:

nateruess:

with-the-klutch:

fromaishes:

with-the-klutch:

one time someone sneezed and i apologized

one time i ran into a door and said bless you

one time someone told me happy birthday and i said you too

one time i ran into a chair and said sorry

one time i balanced on a soccer ball, fell off and broke my arm

one time i opened a door at a restaurant and puked

there were people on the other side

One time I answered my phone by saying, “Come in.”

One time my boyfriend was buying movie tickets and the ticket booth lady said “enjoy the movie”, then he replied with “you too.”

weeeenhi:

I feel like my head is a volcano and I’m going to just massively explode at this point.

Inappropriate but it just had to be asked- Which head?

pardonmebutmrthree:

teddyginger:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

I just like the fact that since the last time I saw this post it gained multiple colors and a disco ball

I just really want to help this person get a chicken

now I want one too. Can you get 2 and make fluffy chicken babies then make one

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT